BLACK FOREST GATEAU PROS
* dense and rich
* a deliciously moist couverture delight
* ((cherry flavoured) spirits infused) multilayered maraschino torte
BLACK FOREST CONS
* prone to lying, spreading half-truths and
perpetuating otherwise vague misdirective misconstruements that, in severe
cases, could lead to injury or suspension of animation.
BASQUE CHEESECAKE PROS
* small-scale arsonistic adventures
* crustless for a pure and distilled cheese-y cake-y cheesecake
* a flavour akin to creme caramel
BASQUE CHEESECAKE CONS
* a severe and continuous lack of easter-eggery, genre awareness or
other such meta-narrative, self-commentating hints towards the nature
of a confection and its symbolic representation of deception
note: i have not tried either